PlimothJim : well, ive been going in borders for a few weeks now

PlimothJim : trying to order your book

Pigeon Kara : itz takin that long???

PlimothJim : yeah!

Pigeon Kara : tawk 2 the manager

PlimothJim : so, i go in pretty frequently

PlimothJim : thats Mike..

PlimothJim : Mike the Manager

Pigeon Kara : lolz thatz his name

PlimothJim : so, ive been in there alot

PlimothJim : (i think hes the asst. manager....false sence of importance)

PlimothJim : anyways

PlimothJim : after calling, and hounding, and coming in....

PlimothJim : he told me he never planned to order the book

Pigeon Kara : wut?????

Pigeon Kara : wut did u do or say

PlimothJim : well....im sorta like superman i guess.......because....

PlimothJim : im a pretty mild mannered dude, but, when called into action....

PlimothJim : WATCHOUT.....

Pigeon Kara : lolz

PlimothJim : i did the fuck you thing from half baked.....

Pigeon Kara : haha

PlimothJim : fuck you, fuck you, fuck you....

Pigeon Kara : why wouldnt he order it?

PlimothJim : then...and i dont know why.....dove into a huge display of books.....

PlimothJim : im not sure why he didnt order it....

PlimothJim : must not like young, beautiful girls....

Pigeon Kara : iz he fat n old

PlimothJim : but, long and short, they dont want me back in the store

PlimothJim : 30's, bald, unhappy

Pigeon Kara : lamo

PlimothJim : had a disney tie on

Pigeon Kara : LAMO !!! WUT A LOZER DORK!

PlimothJim : yup. so, now, im taking my business elsewhere

Pigeon Kara : where iz this mike the manager

PlimothJim : SouthShore Mass....

Pigeon Kara : kick his ass hun... u think u can?

PlimothJim : ......

PlimothJim : im a ex kickboxer..... i'll knock the shine off his dome

Pigeon Kara : nyce

PlimothJim : hit him so hard, his pluto tie will cry

PlimothJim : heh heh heh.....

Pigeon Kara : how cum someone else didnt order it

PlimothJim : dunno....

Pigeon Kara : oh

PlimothJim : come to boston, i'll help you promote it

PlimothJim : ....thats what i do!

Pigeon Kara : i sooooooooooo will on mikez bold head

PlimothJim : well...they asked me not to come back to borders anymore

Pigeon Kara : omg

Pigeon Kara : realli

PlimothJim : yeeup. that dude mike said, dont come back...

Pigeon Kara : did they order it????

PlimothJim : yeah, thats a no

Pigeon Kara : wut happened

PlimothJim : heh heh

PlimothJim : i caused a scene

Pigeon Kara : theyre racists

PlimothJim : heheheh

PlimothJim : ..we're white...

Pigeon Kara : well theyre assholez

PlimothJim : sure are

Pigeon Kara : make sure u keep goin bak

PlimothJim : uh

PlimothJim : cant

PlimothJim : just goinna hit up the barnes and noble

PlimothJim : theyre lost my buisness at borders

PlimothJim : ...and a book display

PlimothJim : it was like a cartoon

Pigeon Kara : a book display?

PlimothJim : pimply kid was setting the display up of some new fancy cook book

PlimothJim : and i jumped into it

PlimothJim : fuckin hella funny

Pigeon Kara : lamo

PlimothJim : security picked me up....dragged me out

PlimothJim : ...totally worth it too kid

Pigeon Kara : security lamo

PlimothJim : yeeeup

PlimothJim : sometimes you gotta make a stand

Pigeon Kara : u sooooooo do babe

Pigeon Kara : store security

PlimothJim : theyre not even 5.0's

Pigeon Kara : these are the lozers who arent even good enuff 2 be copz

Pigeon Kara : lamo

PlimothJim : theyre 2.5's

Pigeon Kara : less than that hun

PlimothJim : when they graduate securioty school....they get a flashlight

Pigeon Kara : u shoulda asked em why they were in a book store cuz they cant read

Pigeon Kara : lolz

PlimothJim : and a fake sence of importance

Pigeon Kara : haha i bet they think theyre important

PlimothJim : thought

PlimothJim : thought they were important

Pigeon Kara : lyke u just look at those lozer dorkz n laff

PlimothJim : obviously

PlimothJim : well, just wanted to stop and make you laugh right quick

Pigeon Kara : thatz funny

PlimothJim : glad to hear it

PlimothJim : poor sock kid was alllllmost done stacking em

PlimothJim : please do

Pigeon Kara : lamo. keep up the fite

PlimothJim : well, purty lady

PlimothJim : just wanted to relate to you that funny story

PlimothJim : so, enjoy the wonderful day

PlimothJim : and.....remember.....

PlimothJim : theres a spot here in Boston for you....

Pigeon Kara : *mwah*

PlimothJim : hey now!

Pigeon Kara : we'll hafta find a way 2 have sex in front of mike in taht store

PlimothJim : DAYUM GIRL

PlimothJim : heh heh heh

Pigeon Kara : ttyl babe ;-)

PlimothJim : yes, you will