NOT SO LUCKY GUYS

These are all the guys who soooo did not get in mah pants eventhough they all sooooo wanted to. I understand tho cuz every1 wantz me!! :-)

Freddie Fark: OMG Freddie u know i think ur sweet but the whole mom checking up on you every 10 minutes is old hun. I mean what if we were to have sex in ur room and ur mom opens the door. Or even worse ur yucky dad EWWW! I know I cheated on u a lot but u have to understand that I luv mah sex. I know i shouldn't have led you on into thinking that I loved you. And maybe we should have had sex. But ur way to controlling over me and I told u i didn't like guyz like that anymore.

Nate (Not So Great): OMG U ARE SUCHA LOZER NATE AND I HATE U. I ONLY HAD SEX WITH HOWEVER MANY GUYZ I TOLD U WHICH WAS 3 OR SOMETHING! U HAVE NO FUCKIN' RITE TO JUDGE ME OR ANYONE I CHEATED ON U WIT! I THOUGHT U WERE HAWT BUT THEN U TURNED INTO SUCH AN ASSHOLE! UR JUST MAD CUZ I WOULDNT FUCK U HUN!

AND NATE I DONT CARE IF U EVEN HAVE VIDEOS OF ME HAVIN SEX W/ 50 GUYZ. THOSE WERE FROM A LONG TIME AGO AND I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE. BUT ITZ NOT ME IN THE SEX VIDEOS ANYWAY. CUZ IM SOOO NAWT A WHORE!

The Bum on the Street: Hey hun sorry that we never had sex yet. But if I had sex with you for $3.69 and a cigarette that would make me a whore and thatz something i'm nawt. I hope you find a job really soon babe!

Sprtsfrk***: OMG U ARE SUCHA UGLEE LOZER DORK!!! OK NO ONE LYKES U EV3R. UR LAME, BORING AND PATHETIC!! MAH WHOLE BULLETIN BOARD HATES U AND UR WORSE THAN FREDDIE! AT LEAST FREDDIE GAWT TO EAT ME OUT!!! U GET NOTHING!!!! EV3R.

Mah Teacherz in HS: I never fucked any of mah teachers for any money or anything like that. Itz not like the police were there when I had sex w/ them during the lunch. Mah classmates never saw me at lunch cuz I was busy studying and trying to get an A. DUH!

Randy's Dog: I DONT FUCK ANIMALS!!!! SO STOP ASKIN' ME TOO!!!

I think thatz it. I like havin sex w/ everyone whether itz at a club or drinkin' or at a party or online. I like havin' sex w/ random guyz from the internet. I'm nawt a whore i'm just sexi!

 



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