NOT SO
LUCKY GUYS
These are all the guys who soooo
did not get in mah pants eventhough they all sooooo wanted to. I
understand tho cuz every1 wantz me!! :-)
Freddie Fark:
OMG Freddie u know i think ur sweet but the whole mom checking up
on you every 10 minutes is old hun. I mean what if we were to have
sex in ur room and ur mom opens the door. Or even worse ur yucky
dad EWWW! I know I cheated on u a lot but u have to understand that
I luv mah sex. I know i shouldn't have led you on into thinking
that I loved you. And maybe we should have had sex. But ur way to
controlling over me and I told u i didn't like guyz like that anymore.
Nate (Not So Great):
OMG U ARE SUCHA LOZER NATE AND I HATE U. I ONLY HAD SEX WITH HOWEVER
MANY GUYZ I TOLD U WHICH WAS 3 OR SOMETHING! U HAVE NO FUCKIN' RITE
TO JUDGE ME OR ANYONE I CHEATED ON U WIT! I THOUGHT U WERE HAWT
BUT THEN U TURNED INTO SUCH AN ASSHOLE! UR JUST MAD CUZ I WOULDNT
FUCK U HUN!
AND NATE I DONT CARE IF U EVEN HAVE
VIDEOS OF ME HAVIN SEX W/ 50 GUYZ. THOSE WERE FROM A LONG TIME AGO
AND I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE. BUT ITZ NOT ME IN THE SEX VIDEOS
ANYWAY. CUZ IM SOOO NAWT A WHORE!
The Bum on the Street:
Hey hun sorry that we never had sex yet. But if I had sex with you
for $3.69 and a cigarette that would make me a whore and thatz something
i'm nawt. I hope you find a job really soon babe!
Sprtsfrk***:
OMG U ARE SUCHA UGLEE LOZER DORK!!! OK NO ONE LYKES U EV3R. UR LAME,
BORING AND PATHETIC!! MAH WHOLE BULLETIN BOARD HATES U AND UR WORSE
THAN FREDDIE! AT LEAST FREDDIE GAWT TO EAT ME OUT!!! U GET NOTHING!!!!
EV3R.
Mah Teacherz in HS:
I never fucked any of mah teachers for any money or anything like
that. Itz not like the police were there when I had sex w/ them
during the lunch. Mah classmates never saw me at lunch cuz I was
busy studying and trying to get an A. DUH!
Randy's Dog:
I DONT FUCK ANIMALS!!!! SO STOP ASKIN' ME TOO!!!
I think thatz it. I like havin sex
w/ everyone whether itz at a club or drinkin' or at a party or online.
I like havin' sex w/ random guyz from the internet. I'm nawt a whore
i'm just sexi!
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