MAH DIARY

November 28th: Ive been havin the most AMAZING sex w/ monkey spanks monkey who ive been meetin' for sex. nothing more n nothing less from mah bulletin board. he keepz me busy 'n keepz mah coochie in shape. Me 'n sexyrexy are soooo tawkin again. hes doin realli well!!! hes more sexual than ev3r, He just doesnt have money for food n gas cuz he only getz 162 dolarz for food stampz 'n the bank iz 4closing his house on the first of january. but he kick3d heather out cuz wen she cums out of the shower sexyrexy looked at her funny. if it wuz me i just woulda started suckin sexyrexy's cawk. i told him 2 pee on the floor wen they ask him 2 leave. sexyrexy iz sooo sweet tellin' me his cawk getz hard everytyme he sees mah pix. i wanna cry cuz thatz the sweetest thing a guy ev3r said to me. hes the most sexual 60 yr. old ev3r. u can read our convo here babez

November 25th: Last nite I first had sex w/ mah monkey spanks monkey. we have such ruff sex lemme tell u. he poundz me 'n luvs callin' me his lil slut. he pullz my hair, spitz on me, 'n does other freaky shit 2 me that i soooo wont tell anyone. mainly cuz he can lyke lose his job if pple find out. then i went w/ mah gurl 'n her friend the designat3d driver 2 bar none in hoboken. it wuz sooooo pack3d 'n i gawt amazingly wasted. i think we ended up in long island cuz thatz wut wuz supposed 2 happen. i think sha from mah board kidnapped us. today i found out mah sexyrexy iz bak. i thought he wuz doin good cuz he wuz still livin in his house that the bank iz gonna take away jan 1st, hez on food stampz which iz good so he wont starve, plus he gawt rid of heather, iz 59 or 60 'n still wantz 2 marry me. rite now im watchin rigo. im about 2 suck his cawk after he stopz cryin' since he lost all his money for the week on the giantz.

November 24th: Wow I neva realized how much black cawk we have in this country. Mah jaw iz hurtin for the second year in a row. itz ok tho cuz i found out lyke black cum iz realli good for mah teeth cuz last year after suckin' all that black cawk mah dentist told me mah teeth are in the best shape ev3r. the cum iz wut makez them good i think. idk. today im goin 2 the mall 'n hopefully findin' someone 2 cheat on mah bf w/. then im goin w/ mah gurl 2 hoboken for sum bar sex. last tyme we went to this bar near the train station thingy 'n i soooo danced until the copz told me i couldnt anymore. this time if i see that cop im just gonna suck him off so i can keep dancing.

November 23rd: 2day iz black friday which meanz i hafta suck as many big, beautiful, 'n tasty black cawks that i can find. plus i hafta keep the black cawks ive sooo been keepin happy over the year. and the rapperz. gawd i sooo have lyke 20 rapperz cawks that i hafta fawk from mah myspace. they sooooo wanna get w/ this hawt mami! well im hungry so im gonna go 2 KFC 'n see if i can exchange a BJ for some chicken 'n mashed potatoez.

November 21st: I hate condomz. i used one of those stoopid thingz last nite n had the worst sex ev3r. I think we need 2 ban them so i went on a message board thingy last nite 'n found pple who would help me ban them 'n stuff. condomz are sooo responsibel for all the bad sex in the world.

November 19th: Thank gawd im bak home now. i hate skool. i have lyke no tyme to be online cuz it kickz mah ass. plus mah boyfriend gawt mad cuz he found all mah nudez 'n tried deleting them. good thing i have lyke 10 backupz. i think he knowz about all the cyberfawking ive been doin' this week too. i think hes jealous of mah monkey spanks monkey from mah bulletin board. i cant help it cuz he satisfiez me in a way mah bf only wish he could. i just hope mah boyfriend doesnt find out ive been cheating on him and stuff. sendin nudez, goin on cam, fone fawking, n cheating on mah boyfriend iz one thing, but being in love with monkey spanks monkey would prob break mah bf's heart 'n i dont wanna hurt him.

November 9th: I sooo accepted lyke sooo many pple on myspace today. i wrote them all bak thankin them for the add 'n seein' wen we can get 2gether for sex n stuff. half were gurlz 'n half were guyz needin' sex. i luv sex 'n everything about it. i can fawk anyone, anywhere at lyke any time lolz.

October 27th: I think im gonna be a sexy nurse this year. or maybe lyke a realli hawt nun. i wuz thinkin' of just wearin a bikini 'n wearin a vale thingy 'n bein' a nun who sooooo luvs sex. me 'n mah boyfriend are goin' to a halloween party 'n hes goin' as a priest. i suggested it mainly so i didnt hafta fawk him. u kno u cant lyke fawk a priest cuz that would be wrong. so i'm hopin' mah nunz bikini costume getz me sum realli hawt sex.

October 12th: Well im failing all mah classez but i dont care cuz im gonna give all those profs head the last day of the semester so I can pass. In other nudez mah boyfriend iz still makin me happy. 'n all the sex im havin' w/ his friendz iz pretty sweet 2 lolz. he's takin me 2 atlantic city this wknd. he said he wantz 2 take me to the place he lost his virginity on his 21st birthday. how kute. he thinkz im a virgin so i soooo hope he doesnt think hes gettin' sex from me tho. that would lyke suck ass.

October 5th: I met the best guy ev3r. hes lyke beyond rich 'n has be takin me on vacation every wknd. plus u kno wutz great. he neva knowz lyke wen i cheat on him. i told him im savin mah virginity for lyke marriage 'n stuff. i also told him i hate sex lyke how i cant stand how it feelz 'n that i neva had a guy give me an orgasm. he sooo can't believe it. i sooooo gawt him wrapped around mah finger. i cant let him know im like cheatin' on him every second cuz then i sooo kno i wont get anymore vacationz. plus i have this monthz car insurance bill to pay since mah dad wont pay it anymore cuz i gawt him kicked off his policy for lyin' about an accident i had wen i told everyone it wuz a deer but it wuz realli this hawt mexican guy that i gave a bj too if he wouldn't tell mah dad i didnt have insurance. or wuz it the mexican who didnt. idk i wuz lyke drunk lolz.

September 26th: Ok I find out today that mah gurl brianna iz mad at me cuz i had sex w/ her sisterz boyfriend at the wedding on saterday 'n i guess her sister found the note i left him about how great i wuz gonna make the sex for him wen he cums bak from his honeymoon 'n stuff. showing him wut a real slut can do lolz. im nawt a slut tho but he lykes referring 2 me as his lil slut. so wutever shes pissed at me. gawd she actz lyke it wuz her own bf or husband i had sex w/. i neva would do that 2 one of mah friendz cuz im soooo nawt that kind of gurl. plus wut kind of friend would take her friendz man. GAWD PPLE!!!

September 18th: Well mah lozer dork dad got realli pissed at mah cell fone bill again 'n i realli dont see why. u kno he made a hawt 'n sexy daughter 'n just needz 2 live w/ that 'n if he cant maybe he shoulda thought about it b4 he stuck his cawk in mah motherz coochie. I havent been online 'n stuff 2 much cuz ive been in skool 'n sumthing iz wrong w/ the internet there 'n wutz worse iz the lousy cell fone reception 2 mah sidekick there so i cant even get on mah bulletin board. but i sooo will be bak soon babez.

September 2nd: Itz the laber day wknd of sex. friday nite i fawked mah monkey spankz monkey from mah bulletin board sooo fawking good. we are sooo gonna fawk again. i wanna have sex w/ a guy who throwz pennies at me. well just 2 cuz i wanna be a 2 cent whore j/k im nawt a whore tho. Yesterday I took a few hot dogs from the fridge 'n took mah dads gf into mah room. i stuck one in mah pussy, one in heres then one up her ass but it lyke smushed lolz. then mah dads friendz were cumming over for the cookout 'n they were all out of hot dogz cuz we kept experimenting. then one by one i had sex in mah closet w/ each of his friendz. all i kno iz by the end of the nite i passed out in sum dudez car in the woodz. i missed mah church sex today so i think god mite be mad at me. he probebly thinkz im a slut for missing church :(

August 31st: Well i found out yesterday wuz mah dads birthday 'n hes all bitter i didnt get him anything or say happy birthday or anything. well excuze me for havin much betta thingz to do lyke sex, sex, play w/ mah self, sex, sex, eat mah gurl 'n his gf out at the same tyme. he'll get over it. ill try 'n save sum money 'n get him lyke a condom from walmart or sumthing. i should have his friend walter use it on me first n then give it 2 mah dad. i think thatz wut im gonna do actually but i hate waiting in line there so ill call up carlos at walmart since he werks there 'n ask him 2 steal me a condom. that probebly meanz he'll want sex from me 2 so i guess i can give him sum after i fawk mah monkey spanks monkey from mah bulletin board over the fone. MONKEY SPANKS MONKEY GIVEZ THE BEST FONE SEX EV3R!!! 'n everytime b4 i call him he tellz me online his pantz are off n his kawk iz hard. he spellz it kawk it iz sooo kute!!!

August 27th: Aaron took me to victoria secretz 'n stole for me the nycest pink thong i have ev3r seen. then he raped me in the back room of american eagle. well it wasnt realli a rape cuz u cant rape the willing but i acted lyke i wuz raped. he cummed all over mah titz in lyke 2 mins as he threw the victoria secret thong at me 'n called me a slut. i mean i kno im nawt a slut so thatz why it wuz ok. plus he wuz realli horny n needed ass so that wasnt rape. tonite im havin' rain sex w/ a few guyz from mah bulletin board. probebly sha cuz he has the biggest cawk.

August 24th: Invited hank the pilot to spend the nite playin' w/ mah coochie before he goes to the airport to fly pple around the country. hes 47 'n good in bed but sooo fawkin paranoid. he getz drug tested so lyke hes afraid 2 smoke w/ me 'n hes alwayz lyke no one can find out we had sex n stuff b4 he fliez cuz itz against the law 'n even i can go 2 jail. i said if he doesnt stop actin lyke a lil pussy that im gonna strap him down on the plane n suck on his cawk while hes flying it. he told me thatz his numba one fantasy so im gonna cum up w/ a way 2 make it true. he told me that sumtimez wen he flies the plane it tumblez or sumthing cuz hes alwayz thinkin about that tyme before 911 i gave him head in the cawk pit thingy. damn terrorist fawked up mah pilot head giving :(

August 20th: Okay i have lyke 2 dollarz to mah name. i lost mah purse, brand new cell fone w/ all the guyz im gonna fawk this week. mah dadz denali keyz and mah birth control. i tawked to mah gurl 'n she said i cant have sex 'n i broke down crying. im gonna try 'n have sex anyway tho. only guyz who lyke promise to pull out. itz nawt lyke i can go get pregnent 'n pay for the vaccuum thingy operation so they soooo betta pull out. mah dads gf iz mad at me cuz i havent been able to see her. i gawt a job in the crossingz. im nawt gonna say where so pple dont stalk me but ill be werking today (monday) until 5pm so if u wanna try 'n find me do it 'n if u do we can have sex on mah break thingy.

August 15th: I just learned that there iz no difference between lite 'n reguler whip cream. they both taste exactly the same. 'n lyke the mr. z's version 'n the reguler version taste the same. trust me i kno cuz i had a whip cream tasting test thingy last nite on kevinz cawk. today iz the feast of the assumption so im going out to get some ass to make gawd happy. u kno give to pple who are less fortunate this holiday season. i get lotz of sex. even if itz me fawking mahself that still countz. sex iz the funnest thing ev3r. last nite i went to go see transformerz w/ mah boyfriend 'n had sex w/ this dad who wuz buying candy for his stoopid annoying kidz that sat in front of us. sowwy i just cant stand annoying kidz so i gawt mah sex on instead. in the bathroom w/ him of course. plus his wyfe neva found out. well she mite have. ive been ignorin his aim's today.

August 9th: Summer iz lyke flying by 'n i have more fanz than ev3r. itz been sooo busy meetin up w/ them 'n keepin them satisfied w/ mah tasty coochie. Im told it getz tastier each tyme i see them. This summer has been weird though cuz i lyke doubled mah one nite standz 'n stuff. im supposed 2 go to a metz game w/ mah gurl 'n her lil brother, but if she doesnt eat me out before, after 'n during the game im sooo nawt going.

August 5th: Last nite I went to a club w/ Aaron 'n well lyke he gawt into all these fites w/ these guyz who were buyin' me drinkz 'n tryin' to give me sex. He wuz gettin pissed at them 'n then one dude came at him w/ a knife 'n the whole lyke part of where we were went crazi. then sum bouncerz took everyone at site where they all so faught over me. i didnt realli wanna wait around for all that so i called up mah gurl amber (ate her out in her lexus of course wen i saw her) 'n we went to another club. again guyz bought us drinkz 'n i ended up giving head 2 the bartender in this tiny lil closet. then he tried eatin me out but it sucked so i left w/ mah gurl and she ate me out the rite way at her house.

August 3rd: OMG I cant believe mah summer of sex iz lyke almost over hunz. Nawt sure wut happened 2 sexyrexy. I wuz watchin sum thing on NBC lyke the other nite 'n they were trickin pple to meet underage gurlz 'n stuff. I think sexyrexy wuz the old guy who met the 14 yr. old gurl. then they lyke arrested him. guyz make sure the gurlz u fawk are lyke 18 'n stuff. i mean i told that to sexyrexy all the tyme but it just neva sank in. i hope hes nawt lyke bein' beaten up or raped in jail. i hafta get mah bulletin board goin again but ive been soooo busy. hopefully more pple will post 'n stuff 'n wanna meet up for sex. Anywayz today im goin 2 get mah nailz done w/ mah gurl brianna then she betta eat me out 'n finger me AT THE SAME TYME cuz mah nailz will be new 'n i dont wanna put 'em in mah coochie just yet.

July 25th: Last nite I had sex i my friend aaron came over all pissed that his gf has been cheatin' on him so he wuz lyke cryin in mah armz 'n i said sit tight 'n i pulled his cawk out of his pantz 'n gave him the best cawk sucking ev3r. after that he sooo didnt give 2 shitz about that slut anymore. but now im scared cuz hes been callin me lyke non stop 'n leavin msgs for me 2 cum over 'n suck his cawk for him. im lyke u kno i have a boyfriend so i probebly shouldnt have sucked it at all. well of course i should but i just want him 2 stop callin me. i mean gawd he actz lyke his cawk iz the only one im suckin. that will soooo be the day. but yeah im goin w/ mah dad 2 chicago this wknd. meetin up w/ fanz 2 so that should be fun. well mah dad iz yellin at me that were gonna miss our plane so i hafta run. hopefully ill get there on time to get sum hawt airplane sex or betta yet airport bathroom sex w/ the magazine seller guy.

July 24th: It wuz all about the rain sex last nite. This summer iz sooo flyin' by w/ all the sex ive been havin. jeremyt iz takin me a nickelback concert this wknd or next wknd i think idk. just as long as he eatz me out in the parking lot lyke he promised. im on mah period which sux ass. started wen i wuz havin rain sex w/ bruce. figgered 2nite wuz a good nite 2 call up mah boyfriend 'n spend tyme w/ the fawker since i havent seen him in a few weekz. actually last tyme i saw him wuz wen i wuz on mah period. dont get me wrong i luv him 'n stuff but i kno once i give him sex hes gonna flip that i fawk everyone else 'n stuff. tomorrow im goin up to lake placid w/ mah gurl 'n her dad. mite try 2 suck his on the trip or betta yet give him road head on the way up. then again neva met the guy before. as long as hes nawt hairy 'n shit hes gettin a nyce cawk sucking. plus u neva kno melanie mite be bi.

July 19th: Mah summer sex has been goin great. howz about urs? had sex this week at the nj ocean 'n gawd wuz it beautiful. plus u would nawt believe all the guyz who soooo wanted 2 tap mah hawt lil ass. 'n gurlz too. i had a nyce waiting list 'n slept each nite w/ a pussy or cawk in mah face. 2day im goin shoppin in bridgewaterz mall w/ mah gurlz 'n then we are goin tanning 'n then im visitin mah gurl lisa in the hospital. she gawt into a car accident 'n wutz sux about it iz she doesnt kno wen shes gonna be able 2 have sex again. i told her id get extra for her. plus someone hasta fawk her bf while shes away 'n stuff.

July 13th: Last nite I took mah gurl amber out cuz her bf wuz cheatin on her 'n for whatever reason she wuz pissed off about it. i realli dont see why cuz itz nawt lyke other guyz dont want her. plus she can get any cawk she wantz. anyway we both decided that shes gonna leave him and today we r goin 2 the mall to find a guy for her. someone sweet 'n nice. then im gonna choose someone on mah bulletin board for her 'n she can lyke pick who she wantz. she has the tightest sweetest tastin pussy ev3r too. if she wasnt cryin sooo damn much i woulda ate her out. oh well i have a whole wknd 2 do it ;)

July 9th: I soooo luv bein young 'n nawt havin 2 worry about gettin up at the lyke butt crack of dawn 'n goin 2 werk on a hawt july day. that would jus suck ass. this morning i came online 'n quincy paid me the hugest complimentz ev3r sayin how much he luved mah hawt ass 'n titz. he sooo luved the nudez i sent him so we cyberfawked for a whole hour. last nite i cyberfawked mah daddy. well nawt mah real daddy but hes an older man who sooo luvs tellin me how much of a slut i am 'n lykes wen i call him daddy. mah laptop lyke died last nite so he had 2 finish up himself 'n i felt soooo fawking bad. rite now im gonna meet up w/ bernie the electrician on his lunch break. hopefully hawt rooftop sex lyke we did last week.

July 4th: Happy july 4th everyone. i hope everyone wished our country a happy bday by fawking either on the beach, in the woods, or on the street to wish our country a happy bday. today i had sex w/ paul in the woods. he tried shooting a huge load all over mah titz but thinkin fast i grabbed his cawk 'n aimed it onto the patch of wet leavez next to me. he soooo seeded america today. then i had sex w/ aaron at his parentz barbque on his grass when everyone went inside wen it started pouring. he sacriced his cum for america too. then i came home 'n took a bath n shaved mah legs. then rigo came over 'n put a sparkler in mah pussy 'n ass n lit it. he said he soooo wish he could put firewerks in mah pussy. i told him if he getz me drunk he can do wutever he wantz 2nite. he sooo betta get the hint 'n bring me vodka.

July 2nd: Been givin mah pussy a nyce werkout this past wknd. Went down to atlantic city for mah first tyme ev3r w/ mah gurlz 'n fake id. lotz of sex 2 be had too. letz just say therez wayyyy more to gamble than money in ac. had sex in the hotel 'n on a boat mah boy pablo stole from the marina thingy. well we had the boat all wknd. lyke i cant say much about it cuz the panama iz lookin for pablo 'n lyke if they sooo kno he stole the boat he mite hafta go 2 jail in panama again 'n then we wouldnt be able 2 have sex. anywayz i sooo luv havin sex on the water. itz rite up there w/ giving head in a taxi cab or havin sex on a trampoline (which im sooo goin 2 have this afternoon) wen bruce pickz me up. we are sooo stoppin at the house down mah street for trampoline sex. hopefully we can get more than the 5 minute fawk that we gawt in last tyme wen those rude pple came out of the house 'n told us to leave or theyre callin the copz. theyre just mad cuz they sooo knew i wouldnt fawk them on the trampoline thingy. gawd therez nuthing lyke havin a big cawk in u lyke brucez wen ur lyke up in the air.



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